2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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