can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We left the knife in your bed.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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