Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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