She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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