it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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