so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
where are you?
Hypothermia
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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