They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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