So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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