just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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