But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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