so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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