that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She bit a glass in half.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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