is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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