There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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