I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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