used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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