yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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