i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
