They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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