would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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