were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
