lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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