Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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