So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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