I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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