yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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