CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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