Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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