3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Who died my cat blue again?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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