I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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