Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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