Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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