Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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