I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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