We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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