Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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