Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
"it" just moved
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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