I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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