my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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