i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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