I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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