Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Ladies don't puke and tell
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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