So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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