Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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