Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Even my vagina gasped.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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