Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The struggles of a small town man whore
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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