On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I think my fart just growled at me.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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