We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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