And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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