He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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